Trump Taj Mahal Suite

This is kind of an old event but it happened a few weeks ago when my family and my brother's girlfriend and my other brother's friends went to Atlantic City (AC). For those of you not in the know, it is a mini-Las Vegas in New Jersey. My family is just a huge pack of gamblers ;).

So, the suite hotel room was at Trump Taj Mahal. And I was stuck inside because I'm underage, so I wrote a list of complaints about the room. (I also wrote a little bit about the restaurants and the broadwalk.)

THE ROOM

Overall, the room was fucking dirty. I mean, we waited about 2 hours for them to fix it up and it still sucked. All the couches and cushions were unclean or dusty because my whole family felt uncomfortable. My mother even broke out into rashes after hugging a dirty pillow.

The pull-out couch-bed was even weirder. You pull it out and there were no sheets, no blankets, no pillows. I thought it was just a misunderstanding, that they put them in a drawer or in the closet but there were absolutely none. In the end, I was lucky enough to catch the cleaning lady for some sheets.

There were also some things that were just odd about the room, there was a concaved wall on the side of the bed and it had a small mattress-cushion lifted about 4 ft from the ground and about half the size of a twin bed. There was no snack bar, though it seemed that there was a bar style kitchen (without any gas work). The tv was also weird. There were 2 NBC channels and only one of them was clear. The NBC situated for Atlantic City was extremely boring, like the news were sucking the life out of them. (Lol, this was back when the Olympics were still on, so I was like 2AM for a basketball game? "Fuck dat, I'm sleeping.")

The bathroom was the most awkward experience of all. First of all, when you're on the toilet, you're facing the door. But on the door, is a mirror... YOU CAN SEE YOURSELF USING THE TOILET!!!! Then, bath time. There was no laundry bag? Do they expect you carry your own bag for dirty underwear? Geez... The worst part was the bathtub drain. I love taking baths at hotels, it's a fetish, lol. However, the drain was broken and hard to close. On the plug it said push, on the other side of the plug was a screw, it did not stop the water from draining at all.

THE FOOD

Our family is the typical Chinese parents, Americanized kids type of family so we go eat Chinese food everywhere we go even though it sucks. DYNASTY. Oh my. *Shaking head* Safely said, it sucked. It was an American style Chinese restaurant and none of the food tasted right, not even the soup. Believe me, I've been to enough Chinese restaurants to know that that food was bad. Cheaper food in Flushing, Queens tastes better. Though my dad gave the restaurant a 60 dollar tip, dumbass.

The Rim is a noodle bar that serves Chinese lunches. It is good. It's the type of food that you would expect from any normal Chinese restaurant. I must admit, the Korean BBQ pork is amazing.

Plate is a modern, contemporary American diner. The food is oily. That's my only comment.

BROADWALK

The beach is dirty, as all beaches. There are a lot of stray cats :(. And homeless people. And cats. And homeless people. And dead cats. And parts of homeless people.

The whole broadwalk is overpriced. The soft vanilla ice cream cone = 3-4 dollars. The sausage hot dog = 4-5 dollars. The games were bad too. Any of the good prizes (Stewie, Bryan Griffin) took a lot of money to even try to get them. It would be cheaper to just buy them. The rides are pathetic except for one thrill ride that is a contraption on a bungee and it goes extremely high and bounces quite a lot.

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That's my review for this hotel. All quantity but not as much on quality.